23rd Apr2019

Trailer & Poster for ‘The Velocipastor’

by Phil Wheat

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, along comes Wild Eye Releasing’s The Velocipastor – in which a priest turns into a dinosaur and fights ninjas… Every 12-year old boys dream movie? I think so! Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro and Aurelio Voltaire star in the film, which is written and directed by Brendan Steere (Animosity).

After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.

Ahead of the home entertainment release in August, The Velocipastor will have a special midnight screening at the Texas Frightmare Weekend on May 3rd. In the meantime, check out the trailer and poster below:



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