‘AEW: Dark’ Review (Dec 22nd 2020)
Welcome to this week’s AEW Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Brad Britch with us to review Dark’s numerous matches this week. Brad…
Brad Britch: WRESTLING! WRESTLIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!! I hate rabbits! I love wrestling! Don’t play with yourself! WRESTLING! WRESTLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jurassic Express def. Bear Country
- Nyla Rose def. Tesha Price
- Miro def. Sonny Kiss
- Thunder Rosa def. Jazmin Allure
- Stu Grayson def. Lee Johnson
- Alex Gracia def. KiLynn King
- Peter Avalon def. Mike Verna
- Red Velvet def. Vertvixen
- Colt Cabana, 5 and 10 def. Fuego Del Sol, Aaron Solow and Ray Jaz
- Layla Hirsch def. Madi Wrenkowski
- The Gunn Club def. Terence and Terrell Hughes
- Rey Fenix def. Danny Limelight
- Matt Sydal def. Serpentico
Final Verdict: 3.5/5
A bunch of these got time. TIME! Time is good. Everybody worked hard…except you! LAZY! What are you doing?! What are you wearing?! WRESTLING! Sydal got the main event because he can carry people. Serpentico is lucky Sydal wasn’t high. I’M HIGH! Bear Country make their stuff look tough, like sheep in a chipper-shredder. BAA! Jurassic Express are sexy lizards and I know it. WIGGLE EVERYBODY!!!!! Alex beat KiLynn? NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I’ll get you Alex and your little dog too! BANG! D-Von’s kids fought Mr. Ass’s ass-kids. IN THE GHETTO! Rey Fenix was Rey Great here, doing all his Rey-Mazing Rey-Tricks Rey-Splendidly. REY! FRAGILE! MUST BE ITALIAN! Leyla Hirsch stomped on the Polish like the Nazis or every joke ever. Peter Avalon beat Verne…tell Ernest! ERNEST! SAVE VERNE! ERNEST! PURITY MILK! WRESTLING! Colt Cabana and the Numbers Bros. beat Bayley’s BFF and his bachelor party. VEGAS! I forgot the rest. This show had lots of wrestling action. Some matches went a while. BOOM! WRESTLING! I had fun. Did you have fun? LOVE ACTUALLY! WRESTLING! WRESTLING! WRESSSSSSSSTLIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!
