27th Apr2021

‘NWA: Powerrr’ Review (Apr 20th 2021)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s NWA: Powerrr review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Susan Sarandon and her army of Tim Robbins robots are at the door! SS: I’m a great actor! Tim Robbins Robots: …and the Oscar goes to… SS: I have huge tits! Robots: Size Double Z Tittiezzzzzzz!!!!!!! SS: I f–ked a moron for twenty years! Robots: Penis is warrantied! Me: Why are you always farting? SS: My secret! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (explodes) Robots: Freedom! Stinky, stinky freedom! Me: Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…starts after all those damn Rs. Billy Dorgan is a dumbass.

[Author’s Note: Tyrus and Thom Lattimer appear in this show and have been accused of rape and assault respectively. Both men have not been found guilty or innocent of their alleged crimes in a court of law. If you are alarmed or upset by the presence of the accused, then viewer discretion is advised].
  • Match #1: Sal Rinauro def. Aron Stevens and Kratos – Handicap Match

    The Score: 1 out of 10

  • Match #2: Tyrus def. Marshe Rockette and Matt Cross

    The Score: 1 out of 10

  • Match #3: Kamille def. Jennacide

    The Score: 6 out of 10

  • Match #4: (Main Event) Nick Aldis def. Jordan Clearwater

    The Score: 0 out of 10

Final Verdict: 1/10

Wow. What a s—ty show. One match delivered, but the other three were either terrible or didn’t hardly start. What is this? Most of the show was just Trevor Murdoch and Nick Aldis arguing on who would win a World Title fight between the two. I get the need to plant the seeds, but don’t forget to pull the produce out of the ground once in a while. How are you supposed to make the sauce without the tomatoes?! How?! Damn you! Tell me how! This show sucked. I feel bad for the wrestlers. How can you get over when you are trapped in the Billy Corgan/Nick Aldis ego trip? Kamille and Jennacide had an excellent match. Go watch their match. Well, as bad as the rest of this was, I’ll still be back next week. I hope you can find some pleasures in this episode. See you next time.

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