07th Sep2020

‘All Elite Wrestling: Dark’ Review (Sept 1st & 4th 2020)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this double-shot of All Elite Wrestling: Dark, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two episodes that we’ll cover here. I’ve done this before, but I’m just going to give the numerical review of each match and then recommend the best of each episode to watch. You know damn well there will be too many squash matches for me to take, so get the counter ready, because I’m about to fly off the fukken chain.

SEPTEMBER 1st 2020

  • Shawn Spears def. Eddie Taurus – 2.1
  • Santana & Ortiz def. Faboo Andre & Ryzin – 2.4
  • Allie (w/ QT Marshall) def. Cassandra Golden – 2.2
  • Frankie Kazarian def. Angelico – 3.3
  • Billy & Austin Gunn def. Donnie Primetime & Ryan Rembrandt – 1.9
  • Abadon def. Dani Jordyn – 2.4
  • Ricky Starks. Tony Donati – 2.4
  • Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus & Jungle Boy) def. Jon Cruz & David Ali – 2.5
  • Anna Jay def. Red Velvet – 2
  • Kip Sabian (w/ Penelope Ford) def. Shawn Dean – 2.5
  • Private Party def. The Initiative (w/ Leva Bates) – 2.8

Final Verdict: 2.6 out of 5

Kazarian and Angelico had a fabulous little match that was easily the best thing on this flippity-floppity-floop.

SEPTEMBER 4th 2020

  • The Butcher & The Blade (w/Eddie Kingston) def. Faboo Andre & D3 – 2.6
  • Allie (w/QT Marshall) def. Red Velvet – 2.5
  • Colt Cabana def. Zack Clayton – 2.6
  • The Lucha Brothers (Rey Fenix & Pentagon) def. Ryzin & Angel Perez – 2.3
  • Ivelisse (w/Diamante) def. KiLynn King – 2.7
  • The Dark Order (Alex Reynolds & John Silver) def. Shawn Dean & Brandon Bullock – 2.5
  • Darby Allin def. Luther – 2.6
  • Natural Nightmares (Dustin Rhodes & QT Marshall w/Allie) def. The Dark Order (5 & 10) – 2.9

Final Verdict: 2.4 out of 5

The last match was decent, but there’s nothing here that will make you wanna lick the bag.

Ultimate Verdict: 2.5/5

There were so many jobber matches here that I Ultimate Editioned my copy of Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice (it finally makes sense).

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