07th Apr2020

WWE Raw – April 6th 2020: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and let’s see what happens when COVID-19 meets the crazy-ass Raw that follows a Wrestlemania that no-one was allowed into. What kind of f— you give me? Love f—? Hate f—? Pity f—? S—– f—? T—- f—? Monday Night Raw starts…whenever it started at.


Match #1: Asuka def. Liv Morgan

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Asuka lost the WWE Women’s Tag Team Titles at WrestleMania, but she may have gained something — or rather, regained something. The Empress of Tomorrow, who had already begun to show flashes of her former unbeatable self, reassumed her original form in a hard-fought match against Liv Morgan that signified the reestablishment of Asuka’s dominance and a bright future for Morgan as well. Yes, Liv was in this one. Right down to the wire, in fact; the same toughness that took her to a victory over Natalya at WrestleMania Kickoff was once again on display. But like so many women before her, she wasn’t ready, and The Empress of Tomorrow wrangled Liv into the Asuka Lock and muscled her to the ground, smiling gleefully as Morgan submitted. It’s good to see that again.

My Opinion: 2.6 out of 5 – Liv wasn’t all that much here (not bad though), but this was all about Asuka kicking Liv to death while resetting the former as a killer again.

Match #2: The Street Profits def. Angel Garza & Austin Theory (Disqualification) – Raw Tag Team Championship Match

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Although they were facing an almost completely-untested team in Angel Garza & Austin Theory, The Street Profits only narrowly retained their Raw Tag Team Titles at WrestleMania. Monday was shaping up to be a far more decisive win, but Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins were robbed due to an interference that set off a rapid-fire sequence of events involving the duos’ respective enforcers, Bianca Belair and Zelina Vega. Vega ended the title bout, meddling in the action and getting the match thrown out when the ref caught her red-handed. With the action stopped, La Muñeca was free to tee off on the Profits, but Belair once again came to the rescue, driving off Vega and issuing a then-and-there challenge that also upended Raw’s Women’s division with a single sentence: “I go here now.”

My Opinion: 2.6 out of 5 – They did some moves and they looked cool, but I just couldn’t do much with this beyond praising these guys for even bothering to come outside during the whole mini-flu thing.

Match #3: Bianca Belair vs. Zelina Vega (No Contest)

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It would appear that The EST of NXT is now The EST of WWE, and appropriately enough, Bianca Belair was en route to earning one of the bEST Raw debuts in recent memory against Zelina Vega, but some interference from Angel Garza & Austin Theory stopped her in her tracks. Belair had just accomplished an incredible feat of strength by muscling Vega out of a dragon sleeper into an overhead pres slam press when Theory clambered up on the ropes. Montez Ford understandably didn’t take kindly to All Day mean-mugging his wife, so he laid one into Austin, and Angelo Dawkins went after Angel Garza. The all-out brawl caused the ref to throw out the match, but Ford had a solution that surely made everyone happy: A Six-Person Tag Team Match — the easiEST solution, and one that everyone seemed to like.

My Opinion: 2.4 out of 5 – This was pretty boring, especially with the lame finish.

Match #4: Bianca Belair & The Street Profits def. Zelina Vega, Angel Garza & Austin Theory

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It took two tries, but Bianca Belair got the Raw debut she wanted, pinning Zelina Vega in a Six-Person Tag Team Match that stemmed from a singles match between the two that had blown up just minutes earlier. The EST of WWE largely stayed on the corner until the final moments, but her crew of The Street Profits wrapped this one quickly against Angel Garza & Austin Theory. So quickly, in fact, that Garza didn’t even get the chance to take off his famous tearaway pants. When Belair entered the bout, she went to work instantly, flattening Vega with a Glam Slam into the turnbuckle and sealing the win with a KOD that finally brought her Raw debut to a close — the first display of her dominance on the red brand, but certainly not the last.

My Opinion: 3 out of 5 – They should have just done this match to begin with. This was fine, but I bet you don’t seek this out/I’m full of s—.

Match #5: Aleister Black def. Apollo Crews

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Thanks to some draft picks that were set to expire, Apollo Crews found himself back on Monday Night Raw after a yearlong stint on SmackDown. And he wasted no time showing the WWE Universe what they’d been missing, going toe-to-toe with Aleister Black for nearly an hour in an effort that was so impressive that you’d be forgiven for burying the lede that he lost. Black, who likes to put his opponents away quickly, found himself completely stymied by Crews, who had an answer for every move and enough athleticism to send The Ominous Man From Amsterdam struggling for answers. Crews went down swinging, and only a last-gasp Black Mass finally put him down for three. Points to Black for a hard-fought victory, but the message couldn’t be clearer: Apollo Crews is going to be a problem.

My Opinion: 3.7 out of 5 – This was damn good. Going nearly thirty minutes, this match showed why it should have happened at Wrestlemania. Hey, at least this didn’t go five minutes.

Match #6: Ricochet & Cedric Alexander def. Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch

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Ricochet & Cedric Alexander have only been a tag team for one match, but they were, to put it mildly, incredibly impressive. So here they are again — and potentially for the foreseeable future, now that they’ve gotten past an established duo in NXT, NXT UK and 205 Live mainstays Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch. Throw ‘em up, of course, for the efforts of Lorcan & Burch, a beloved team on their home brands who looked great. But Ricochet & Alexander seem to have caught magic in their pairing, and they weren’t about to let it slip. Despite Burch’s efforts to smother Alexander with submissions, Ricochet tagged in to turn the tide, and the pair quickly dismantled Lorcan with a quick-strike string of signature moves. Yeah. We could get used to this.

My Opinion: 2.7 out of 5 – This was criminally short…like, stab me with a spoon, short. Did I just go all “Valley Girl” on this b—-? Any-way, this had some fine wrestling in the two minutes we got, but…screw it. Vince is just screwing with us at this point.

Match #7: Seth Rollins def. Denzel Dejournette

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NXT’s Denzel Dejournette surely has a bright future, but on Raw, he was merely a sacrificial lamb for a furious Seth Rollins, who was fuming after his WrestleMania humiliation at the hands of Kevin Owens and surely looking to reclaim some of his messianic mystique in the wake of two WrestleMania losses in one night. Dejournette, then, was toast before this even began, and Rollins showed no mercy against him, beating Dejournette across the ring and dispatching him with the Stomp.

My Opinion: 1.8 out of 5 – Seth won a squash. Why? Denzel can take a kick.

Match #8: Nia Jax def. Deonna Purrazzo

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It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Nia Jax in a WWE ring, but The Irresistible Force picked up right where she left off in her big return from double knee surgery. Jax was all but unstoppable in her comeback, thoroughly dismantling NXT’s Deonna Purrazzo before pinning her with a Samoan Drop and modified DDT with a simple “Bye-bye” to her overwhelmed opponent. Seems like we’re going to be hearing that a lot.

My Opinion: 1.6 out of 5 – Nia’s back…AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Match #9: Humberto Carrillo def. Brendan Vink

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Conspicuous by his absence these last few weeks has been Humberto Carrillo, who was becoming a reliable mainstay of Monday Night Raw before The Road to WrestleMania kicked up in earnest. He’s back, and by the looks of things, he hasn’t lost a step. Carrillo scored a tough win against Brendan Vink (who, you may remember, is an enormous man) with a pitch-perfect moonsault once he got the big man off his feet. With a fresh start before him, it’s looking like the world is once again at Humberto Carrillo’s feet. Let’s see what he does with it.

My Opinion: 2.5 out of 5 – They both did well in this short match…I’m a little tea pot short and…going crazy from this broken record s—!

Match #10: (Main Event) Drew McIntyre def. Big Show – WWE World Championship Match

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It took Drew McIntyre 19 years to become WWE Champion, but he quickly learned that the hard work begins after you’ve climbed the mountaintop. He learned it immediately, in fact. We found out on Raw that McIntyre was provoked into a match by Big Show just minutes after pinning Brock Lesnar to win the title at WrestleMania, and the footage aired on Raw as McIntyre’s first defense. Big Show’s rationale for confronting McIntyre was to make the champion show he had what it truly takes to win the title and he certainly had his fun with the wounded titleholder, but the answer turned out to be a resounding “yes.” McIntyre roared back from his deficit to down The World’s Largest Athlete with a Claymore and retain the championship. Props to Show for knowing when to pick the right moment, but McIntyre clearly wasn’t about to be written off as a fluke. After years of being called “the future,” there’s no way he’s about to let the moment pass, and he knows what he’ll have to do to keep it.

My Opinion: 3 out of 5 – This was good, with BS…BS. Show did well here and made Drew work for it, which was the story of the match as well. It’s good to see Drew continue to be put over as a credible champion and I hope that this works, because he does deserve this run with the belt.

News Of The Night:

  1. Bianca Belair, Apollo Crews and Nia Jax are all on Raw now.

Final Verdict: 3/5

The Black/Crews match and the main event got this a three, so there you go.


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