02nd Apr2020

‘All Elite Wrestling: Dark’ Review (March 31st 2020)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and help me Obi-Wan, you’re my only hope. Waka-waka-waka, who wants to hear a funny-ass joke? Bobby McFerrin sounds real funny when he picks up the soap and missing this review of AEW: Dark would make you a real rope-a-doped-dope.

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Match #1: Sammy Guevara defeated Matt Sells

My Opinion: 2.6 out of 5 – Sammy is a fine wrestler, isn’t he? This was too short to capitalize on a good thing, but at least they showed their skills.

Match #2: Shawn Spears defeated Shawn Dean

My Opinion: 2.4 out of 5 – Spears won, which is who should have won. This was too short for its own good, but so is my dinky…dude!

Match #3: Darby Allin defeated Preston Vance

My Opinion: 2.5 out of 5 – This was a sixty minute classic…April Fools! This sucked, but Allin and Vance were good together for the minute and a half they were out there for.

Match #4: Jon Moxley defeated Faboo Andre

My Opinion: 1.7 out of 5 – This was a dirty stinkin’ squash that wasted the World Champion, while Faboo…Faboo? Faboo?! FABOO?! What kind of a name is Faboo? Faboo?! FABOO?! FABOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Aw hell, it’s the greatest name ever…APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOLS! FABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Final Verdict: 2.3/5

This was a waste of time, but a fun waste…that you don’t need to watch.

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