11th Mar2020

‘NWA: Circle Squared 1×02 & 1×03′ Review

by Nathan Favel


Welcome to this double-sized review of NWA: The Circle Squared, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two episodes with…one match each!? What the f— did I just say!? Oh, kiss my ass.

Episode 1×02

Match #1: (Main Event) Colby Corino defeated George South

My Opinion: 1.8 out of 5 – Hey, this gave us George South on national television, so as bad as this was, at least it has historical value. This wasn’t very long and wasn’t very good.

Episode 1×03

Match #1: (Main Event) Freya The Slaya defeated Dani Jordyn

My Opinion: 1.4 out of 5 – This was s—. Dani was cool, but so is a warm island song. Wait, is it supposed to be a cool island song? Why would a warm island song cool a cold heart? Why does a cold heart need to be cooled, any-way? I could melt their heart with a cool island song. Why not cool their hot heart with a warm island song? I…this match was so lame that I’m quoting “Free Hat” rhetoric. Dani was good, but Freya needs a lot of work.

Final Verdict: 1.1/5

This was lousy s—. I want my mommy.


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