02nd Feb2020

‘NWA: Powerrr’ Review (Jan 28th 2020)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s National Wrestling Alliance: Powerrr review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is gonna piss you off. Just read the review.

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Match #1: Royce Isaacs defeated Andre Guhn

My Opinion: 2 out of 5 – This was two minutes of “hurry up damn it”. This match just wasn’t much to look at.

Match #2: (Main Event) Ricky Starks defeated Zicky Dice – TV Title Match

My Opinion: 2.8 out of 5 – This was a taste of what a match at length between these two can do. Why are we just getting a taste? Why not give us fifteen minutes? What, are we not good enough for fifteen minutes? What do we have to do to get the fifteen minutes? Do we have to get down on our knees and lick master clean? Is that it? Master needs a tongue bath? Anyway, this match was as short as my dinky.

News Of The Night:

  1. Marty Scurll and Nick Aldis will fight for the NWA World Title, with the loser refunding every-body’s money or some s—.

Final Verdict: 1.5/5

Two matches that last less than ten minutes on an hour show is s—.

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